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Posted on 01/05/2018 5:47:17 PM PST by ameribbean expat
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To: Fightin Whitey
Hello, this is the phone company. We have technicians working on the line at this time. Please do not answer your phone or the workers will receive a severe electrical shock.
Then call and let it ring.
Eventually they can’t take it anymore and they pick up...
A loud scream is heard on the line
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posted on
01/05/2018 6:48:47 PM PST
by
dontreadthis
(I finally came up with this taglineI)
To: Fightin Whitey; 21twelve
Haywood JablomeA friend of mine worked maintenance at Beechcraft in Wichita back in the '70s. Said the lady in charge of the intercom system would repeat any request to page someone no matter how ridiculous or obvious it was and broadcast it throughout the plant. The above is a perfect example and if I could remember the ones he gave me I couldn't post them here.
Endless fun on the job! lol
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posted on
01/05/2018 6:49:48 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
To: clamper1797
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posted on
01/05/2018 6:52:59 PM PST
by
dinodino
To: dontreadthis
That’s one I hadn’t heard.
‘Course I never answer the phone!
To: TigersEye
Mike Litoris
Hugh Jass
Ben Dove.
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posted on
01/05/2018 6:59:21 PM PST
by
ichabod1
(People don't want to believe it be what it be but it is.)
To: clamper1797
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:02:12 PM PST
by
gundog
(Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
To: ichabod1
Oh, you worked at Beechcraft too? lol
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:02:22 PM PST
by
TigersEye
(0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
To: ichabod1
Mike Hunt. From American Grafiti
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:07:49 PM PST
by
gundog
(Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
To: TigersEye
My dad worked at Beech later Raytheon and retired from Beech Hawker, I worked there when it was Raytheon Aircraft. My mill had an expediters desk next to it. No one sat there on second shift so if the phone rang I would answer it in my best radio voice-—WUNT, what do you WANT,Caller? Or any other assorted call letters some obscene etc. One night I got “do you know who this is?!” I said no, do you know who this is? Answer: no! “Good!” And I hung up. Turns out it was some muckety muck looking for some parts. They didn’t think I was funny. Ahhhhh good times.
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:18:18 PM PST
by
BudgieRamone
(Everybody loves a bonk on the head.)
To: ameribbean expat
...I want my, I want my, I want my APE TV.
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:25:39 PM PST
by
granite
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: BudgieRamone; TigersEye
I *grew up* in the hangars at Beech Hobby, and at 12yo consoled my pawpaw through the systems conversion to Raytheon. He retired as soon as he could after the buyout. I miss hanging out in hangars.
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:29:56 PM PST
by
txhurl
(Banana Republicans, as far as the eye can see)
To: BudgieRamone
My grandpa used to let me lounge around in Armand Hammer’s craft. He rarely used them.. just kept them hangared for trips to Midland/Odessa.
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:33:28 PM PST
by
txhurl
(Banana Republicans, as far as the eye can see)
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
I dont get it.... Prime8...say it fast. Get it? Prime8...primate. Surely you get it now.
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:35:29 PM PST
by
AlaskaErik
(I served and protected my country for 31 years. Progressives spent that time trying to destroy it.)
To: TigersEye
Is your refrigerator running?
Run after it..
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posted on
01/05/2018 7:44:06 PM PST
by
ConservaTeen
(Islam is Not the Religion of Peace, but The religion of Pedophilia...)
To: ameribbean expat
Trolling, trolling, trolling,
Keep those heads exploding!
Libtards!
To: ameribbean expat
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posted on
01/05/2018 8:44:33 PM PST
by
EdnaMode
To: ameribbean expat
“Also, please stop asking for Mike Hunt!”
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posted on
01/05/2018 8:50:40 PM PST
by
rfp1234
(I have already previewed this composition.)
To: txhurl
To: gundog
Mike Hunt. From American Grafiti Sad to say, I believe that came from Porky's.
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posted on
01/05/2018 8:57:06 PM PST
by
gogeo
To: ameribbean expat
chimpout...
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posted on
01/05/2018 9:54:32 PM PST
by
Chode
(You have all of the resources you are going to have. Abandon your illusions and plan accordingly.)
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