Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

What would an AR-15 rifle say?
1 posted on 02/22/2018 6:36:06 PM PST by mdittmar
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-33 next last
To: mdittmar

Clean me?


2 posted on 02/22/2018 6:39:02 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

But I don’t WANT to go for a boat ride!


3 posted on 02/22/2018 6:40:23 PM PST by digger48
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

It wouldn’t say anything. It is a weapon and a tool.

It is as good or as bad as the person using it.


5 posted on 02/22/2018 6:41:24 PM PST by yarddog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar


A picture says a thousand words!

7 posted on 02/22/2018 6:44:46 PM PST by DocRock (And now is the time to fight! Peter Muhlenberg)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar
"They'll pry me from my cold, dead hands. . .wait, I don't have hands. . ."
8 posted on 02/22/2018 6:46:28 PM PST by Fedora
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar
"What would an AR-15 rifle say? "

"Grow up, You really need an AR-10..."

9 posted on 02/22/2018 6:46:40 PM PST by Paladin2
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

“It’s because I’m black, isn’t it?”


10 posted on 02/22/2018 6:46:42 PM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

It would say, “What an eye opener. I never knew I had a brain”.


11 posted on 02/22/2018 6:47:31 PM PST by taxesareforever (Islam is an ideology. It is NOT a religion.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

Why are you asking me questions? I’m a rifle stupid!


12 posted on 02/22/2018 6:50:42 PM PST by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

Wouldn’t it say, “Pew Pew,” like all guns?


13 posted on 02/22/2018 6:52:37 PM PST by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

Pop! Pop! Look at me! I’m a fire cracker!


14 posted on 02/22/2018 6:56:03 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

You need to install an adjustable gas block and stop the battering.


16 posted on 02/22/2018 6:59:04 PM PST by doorgunner69 (Give me the liberty to take care of my own security..........)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar
Don't blame me if you use me to commit crimes.

17 posted on 02/22/2018 7:00:42 PM PST by BitWielder1 (I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

Is this a trick question?

It says bang.

Sometimes we make it harder than it needs to be.


19 posted on 02/22/2018 7:03:11 PM PST by lurk
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

20 posted on 02/22/2018 7:06:51 PM PST by TigersEye (13 Russian Facebook trolls ... and a Siberian partridge in a Russian Olive tree.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

“You wanna buy me WHAT!!? A lame azz Bump Stock!!!!? Bleep you, go home, yer drunk”!


21 posted on 02/22/2018 7:07:55 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

“More people have been killed by water than by me.” Time to ban water then?


22 posted on 02/22/2018 7:08:03 PM PST by Migraine ((A smartass who is right can be downright funny. A smartass who is wrong is just a smartass.))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

Well it would say a lot, depending on whether it had a suppressor mounted on the end of its barrel.

It reminds me of the old song Frankie and Johnnie.

Her gun said , “ rooty toot toot” 3 shots she did shoot.


23 posted on 02/22/2018 7:09:08 PM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

“What is your wish, master?”


25 posted on 02/22/2018 7:19:05 PM PST by polymuser (Its terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged today. - Chesterton)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: mdittmar

Quit hanging so much crap off me!


26 posted on 02/22/2018 7:21:08 PM PST by walkingdead (It's easy, you just don't lead 'em as much....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-33 next last

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson