I didn’t know they used anything to clean up poo, other than their hand. Since I don’t know which one, I’ll not be shaking hands with them.
I have heard the jokes about “writing your name in the snow”, I guess now you might want to take a gander and see if that pile of SH** just might spell out mohammed. One never knows what you might find after a BM. Well, we do know what we will find, just not if if spells something. Knowledge is in the eye of the beholder..