[Bob434]

the all time funniest one is:

Time flies like an arrow- fruit flies like a banana

[dfwgator]

Q: What’s the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can’t make a vitamin. - Benny Hill

[trad_anglican]

Time flies like an arrow- fruit flies like a banana

That is a great one and I use it a lot but most people don't get it at all and just look at you funny.

[KrisKrinkle]

“Time flies like an arrow- fruit flies like a banana”

I don’t see that all fruit flies like a banana. A round fruit like an orange or an apple should fly better with the same impetus. A heavy fruit like a ripe watermelon shouldn’t fly as well with the same impetus.

[Phlap]

What is long and slimy and full of seamen? A submarine.

[TNoldman]

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