A weasel walks into a bar.
“Wow!, you’re the first weasel I’ve ever had in my bar. What can I get you?”, asks the bartender.
“Pop”. goes the weasel.
Lol
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender tells him to get lost we don’t want your kind here. The mushroom says “Why not, I’m a FUN GUY” (groan!)