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To: upchuck

I was having dinner with a World Chess Champion in a restaurant with checkered tablecloths. Took the guy an hour to pass me the salt.


Ok. You killed me.


63 posted on 03/01/2018 11:21:54 AM PST by Yaelle
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To: Yaelle

You should never run with bagpipes.

You might put an aye out.

Or even worse...

Get kilt!


89 posted on 03/01/2018 1:13:49 PM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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