“This just in: The guy who fell into the upholstering machine is now fully recovered.”
That reminds me about the guy who invented eyeglass lenses using a grinding machine. One day, he fell into the machine and made a spectacle of himself.
Sorry...you beat me to it.
The other one that came to mind was that the first mention of baseball is Genesis 1:1 - “In the big inning....”
My uncle got fired for putting his ‘equipment’ into the pickle slicer at work. Truth be told, they fired her too.