[blackdog]

Ok. So as a middle ground I can hang out in the beer section to find my alcoholic dates and spot those eating disorders based on what is in their carts!

The bulemics have ice cream and potato chips and the anorexics load up on lemons and laxatives.

[bgill]

Vegans won't be shopping at the new 99 Ranch Market that is opening today in Austin.

[Bonemaker]

“Ok. So as a middle ground I can hang out in the beer section to find my alcoholic dates and spot those eating disorders based on what is in their carts!
The bulemics have ice cream and potato chips and the anorexics load up on lemons and laxatives. “

Also, a cart full of nothing but vegetables...you’d have a featherhead vegan on your hands.

[Yaelle]

The bulemics have ice cream and potato chips and the anorexics load up on lemons and laxatives.

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Those your only two choices?

Look for the girl who eats meat. If you pick a girl with only salads and non fat yogurt, don’t expect a lifetime of loving.