This is the most hilarious read I’ve had on FR in a while.
As I lived through it the first time (Class of 85), here’s my personal list:
10. We built this city - Starship.
9. Safety Dance - Men without Pants...or hats..or whatever.
8. Any song by Kiss after the masks came off
7. You give love a bad name - Bon Jovi
6. Take my breath away. (More like take the song away) Berlin
5. Duran Duran. (Your argument is now invalid)
4. On the dark side - Springsteen wannabe John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band
3. True -Spandau Ballet
2. All Random trash from Culture Club
1. Anything by Phil Collins
RLTW