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As George Carlin once said, "Not too bright folks, not too bright".
1 posted on 03/23/2018 12:55:44 PM PDT by Signalman
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Was Stormy one of the babes?


2 posted on 03/23/2018 12:57:40 PM PDT by GOPJ (Yes the deep state is ideological, but the fundamental goal is self enrichment- Freeper Revolutionay)
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A fool and his money! Didn’t take long either.


3 posted on 03/23/2018 12:58:44 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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This must be what people mean when they call someone a “loser”.


4 posted on 03/23/2018 12:59:12 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy
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A fool and his money soon makes hookers rich. Isn’t that how the Poor Richard’s Almanac quote goes?


5 posted on 03/23/2018 12:59:15 PM PDT by NohSpinZone (First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers)
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$96K in a suitcase? Sorry,no sympathy from me!


6 posted on 03/23/2018 12:59:41 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
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> I was depending on that money to move my family

You’re killing me!


7 posted on 03/23/2018 12:59:44 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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I was surprised they pulled a gun.

I would have been too. Isn't that illegal in New York?

8 posted on 03/23/2018 1:00:22 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Dumbasses gotta engage in dumbassery...


9 posted on 03/23/2018 1:00:24 PM PDT by WayneS (An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill.)
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With a $96K settlement at least he could have splurged and gone “Courtyard by Marriot”.
10 posted on 03/23/2018 1:01:22 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (You Say "White Privilege"...I Say "Protestant Work Ethic")
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12 posted on 03/23/2018 1:03:18 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Alex Jones isnÂ’t quite the wing nut now, all things considered.)
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Stupid is supposed to hurt.

L


15 posted on 03/23/2018 1:04:42 PM PDT by Lurker (President Trump isn't our last chance. President Trump is THEIR last chance.)
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” I was depending on that money to move my family. “

LOL!


17 posted on 03/23/2018 1:05:56 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z)
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“As George Carlin once said, “Not too bright folks, not too bright”.”

IOW, what an idiot!


18 posted on 03/23/2018 1:06:20 PM PDT by Innovative ("Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing." -- Vince Lombardi)
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I was taught to never carry more money than would be OK with losing. When I was a kid it was $20. It grew to $50 when I got older. Now, I’ll have no more $200 on my person. Incidentally, I’ve never lost any money or droppped my wallet, or got ripped off in my life, but if I did...I could live with what I lost because I planned ahead.

With all of that said, there is just no freaking way I’m going into a shady hotel and bragging about a suit case full of money to women of questionable reputation and motives.

I love the bit about how he’s now worried about his family. HIS FAMILY!!!!

People are crazy. Seriously. I can’t imagine anything more stupid or funny.


20 posted on 03/23/2018 1:06:56 PM PDT by Mustangman
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never trust a hooker - not even a Heffner hooker.


21 posted on 03/23/2018 1:07:38 PM PDT by blueplum ( "...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017)
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Old, old joke...

I inherited a Hundred Thousand Bucks!

I Spent $96,000 on hookers, coke and booze.

The rest I just wasted


22 posted on 03/23/2018 1:07:41 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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Three hookers came over, had sex with the 30-year-old, then suggested that they have a “friend” stop by with beer and cigarettes, according to sources.

“A man’s gotta know his limitations.”


23 posted on 03/23/2018 1:08:00 PM PDT by Flick Lives
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His family is going to kill him


24 posted on 03/23/2018 1:09:33 PM PDT by IC Ken
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Shudda buried the 90 in the back yard and had a lot of fun with the 6.


25 posted on 03/23/2018 1:11:21 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust Sessions. The Great Awakening is at hand...MAGA!)
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So, if’n I’m interpreting the timeline correctly, it was at about 6:30 A.M. that the man, and his friends, decided they needed beer. Okay then.

Now he doesn’t have money to move his family. Welp, my guess is that his soon-to-be exwife is gonna dun move all by herself now.


28 posted on 03/23/2018 1:16:54 PM PDT by Obadiah (Truth is hate speech to those who hate truth.)
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