[Davy Crocket]

These news reporters need to do their job better. Who What When and Where! Where is Bolton?

[MUDDOG]

For the benefit of Mr. Kite.

[stormhill]

Don't get it.
If I thought aliens who are not from Mexico but from say, Andromeda or something were invading, it would stand to reason they had technology that transcended thermonuclear weapons for their propulsion systems. Ergo, to what end would I call the police to try and subdue them with pea-shooters?

Wouldn't it make more sense to have someone with superior communication ability-like, for instance, me-to attempt first contact?

[Rocky]

A voice from the back could faintly be heard saying, “We’re all bozos on this bus.”