There was a wonderful quote that I can’t place right now to the effect that Trump followers understand Trump isn’t to be taken literally, but the ones against Trump try to take his humor and attack it literally. That’s what you’re doing with Bagster and it doesn’t result in you appearing to have a deep understanding of psychology or humor.
Bagster is funny BECAUSE he uses hyperbole. It’s not to be believed literally. His statements are to be enjoyed, the essence taken from their centers, and roared over.
I really feel guilty feeding the trolls but, like the raccoons beneath my window, they’re so cute with their mouths open.