“I saw the name change and thought I’d write a new diddy for it but what the hell rhymes with Oracle?”
Maybe you’re trying to rhyme the wrong word. Try something more like this:
The Oracle of Bags never
Frags
Drags
Gags
Lags
Wags or
Sags.
Bagster the Oracle
reports on the
deep state tentacles
beaten back with
Trumps brass testicles
they’ll soon
all be in manacles
:^)