[Lazamataz]

When closing time comes, you'll take home the first beaver that agrees to go.

[dljordan]

“When closing time comes, you’ll take home the first beaver that agrees to go. “

As a former bouncer I agree.

[Jeff Chandler]

A grasshopper walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and says, “Bartender, give me a Scotch and soda.”

The bartender says, “You know, we have a drink named after you.”

The grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Irving?”