Finally, proof that the colored version of Mr Potatohead did exist and he was quite the ocean traveler. But, eventually, he was killed off by humans who made little pedal-powered SUVs out of bamboo and palm fronds which destroyed the native habitats of the Mr Potatohead of Color. After that, the white Mr Potatoheads colonized the world, spreading their racism.
Note that according to a professor at NYU, the colored Mr Potatoheads were not originally the color of Trump’s hair. They were dark brown and built magnificent cities of crystal. After the white Mr. Potatohead colonized the world, the Trump-colored Mr Potatohead was created through rape and slavery.