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To: sodpoodle

Had a visiting lecturer from Australia tell us, among other things, that Americans do not speak English. The example he gave (sternly) was, “We cook dinner, you FIX it.”


7 posted on 05/20/2018 1:59:17 PM PDT by ransomnote (IN GOD WE TRUST)
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To: ransomnote
The example he gave (sternly) was, “We cook dinner, you FIX it.”

Ah, yes, Australia! The world's epicenter of haute cuisine where they cook green salads, gazpacho soup and ceviche cocktails. And butcher the English language. lol

I prepare dinner.

24 posted on 05/20/2018 2:24:07 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: ransomnote

Crap. I mean Crikey!


40 posted on 05/20/2018 3:15:31 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: ransomnote

I MAKE dinner.


49 posted on 05/20/2018 3:36:17 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: ransomnote

because my dinner is often broken.


55 posted on 05/20/2018 4:08:37 PM PDT by morphing libertarian ( Build Kate's Wall)
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To: ransomnote
“We cook dinner, you FIX it.”

That’s because your dinner was a mess.

(as in Mess Hall)

59 posted on 05/20/2018 5:18:42 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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To: ransomnote

Yeah, but in Australia a toilet is a “Dunny.” Who could ever guess? Just one example of a strange language called “english.”


68 posted on 05/20/2018 6:17:54 PM PDT by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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