“FRiend, that is crazy talk”
Gee, you’ve convinced me. We’ll just throw out all these different sized flotation devices that are manufactured and stop giving instructions for how to properly use them, and stop yearly inspections for defective devices, because random guy on the internet says it’s “crazy talk”!
“Throw me in the ocean with no flotation device and inside five minutes I’ll....”
What YOU might do is irrelevant, since Fuddy didn’t do that and we’re discussing what happened to her.