Be prepared! That’s the Boy Scouts’ solemn creed
Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed
Don’t solicit for your sister, that’s not nice
Unless you get a good percentage of her price
Be prepared! And be careful not to do
Your good deeds when there’s no one watching you
If you’re looking for adventure of a
New and different kind
And you come across a Girl Scout who is
Similarly inclined
Don’t be nervous, don’t be flustered, don’t be scared
Be prepared!
— Tom Lehrer
Always liked Tom Lehrer. poisoning pigeons in the park