I got you all beat...
I’m descended from a flatulent Ukie potato farmer named Boris...
And HE was responsible for the “Tunguska Blast”...
Stood too close to the campfire one cold winter night, let one rip, and BOOM.
The rest is history...
No. I got all of you beat. True American royalty here. My great, great, great aunt Martha married a Parks, nee mom. Upon his death she inherited his ten thousand acre estate on the eastern shore of MD/VA. George Washington then married Martha thereby becoming the largest landholder in the colonies. This according to my grandfather, an inveterate story teller.
Impressive