[yesthatjallen]

"National Guard Officer Who Stole Military Vehicle Was On Drugs"

Ya don't say.

[Calvin Locke]

Remember that guy in Kali that stole a tank? Early 1990s?

After running over a lot of stuff, he tried to evade the cops by crossing the highway divider at a wrong angle, and got stuck on top.

The cops used bolt cutters on a hatch, and ...ended up shooting the guy dead.