[Pelham]

Yeah, well don’t tell that to Hostage here.

When given the choice between a mundane mistake or a Juicy Conspiracy Story, always go with the juice.

[Hostage]

> “... always go with the juice”

You been sharing that juice box with your comrade who hears Elvis?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/3668122/posts?page=41#41

[Dagnabitt]

The deep state orchestrated a fender bender against my wife's car last week in a parking lot.

They'll stop at nothing.