[Bonemaker]

“Americans, on average, unknowingly commit four violations of law each day. “

That’s why I gave up....on doing anything.

[Alas Babylon!]

{Government Inspector}

"Mmmm... (thumbs through book)

That's a violation of city ordinance 118.C. 'Giving up without a proper notarized inspection and permit.'

See if you can find those documents while I get my ticket book out of the (Obama DOT-mandated) city electric micro-truck..."

[nickedknack]

Yes, a good barber is a treat, male or female. The shop I patronize is staffed by Orientals, and the women tend to be the better haircutters. The owner, Charlie, recently retired from barbering. While he still owns the shop, he made one the females the new manager and one of the other females assistant manager. Good luck in Arizona.

[dynachrome]

“Americans, on average, unknowingly commit four violations of law each day. “

I deliberately violate that many everyday. (sarcasm. yeah that’s the ticket)