Stolen in Kansas City: 10-foot-long inflatable model of human colon

Wichita Eagle ^ | 19 Oct 2018 | TONY RIZZO

[a fool in paradise]

craigslist

for sale

no other offers please
no kooks

[pnz1]

Put this in the “People really will steal anything” file

[a fool in paradise]

NASA’s probe has located it on the other side of Uranus

[a fool in paradise]

it wasn’t nailed down properly

[bigbob]

check Colon Kapernick’s garage...

[ProtectOurFreedom]

You have to admit, it took guts for the guy to steal it.

[Pravious]

I don’t think it was stolen. I think it ran away. I’m pretty sure I spotted it at the hearings for Judge Kavanaugh, going under the name “Cory Booker.”

[EEGator]

"Why would somebody steal a giant inflatable model of a human colon?"

" Why would wouldn't somebody steal a giant inflatable model of a human colon?"

[EEGator]

[piasa]

It being October, I suspect it’s going to end up at a haunted house.

[fungoking]

It looks like an inflatable tunnel a football team runs through.

Probably the Raiders, sums up their season so far.

[piasa]

Maybe some pollster stole it so he could read the entrails for McCaskill.

[kingu]

I’ll go there. Why would you have a giant 10 foot inflatable colon to be stolen in the first place?

[bk1000]

“Why would somebody steal a giant inflatable model of a human colon?”

Why would there even be a giant inflatable model of a human colon?

[bleach]

Someone needs to get Sgt. Friday to on the” who copped the Kansas City Colon caper”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRfuTTd09vo

[NormsRevenge]

Da Raiders should use a giant one like that when they run on the football field for their games in Vegas.

[IronJack]

What a crappy thing to do. Guy must be a real sh!thead.

Yep. A total a__hole.

[Robert DeLong]

Or they are smart enough to use an electric pump. 8>)

[Kickass Conservative]

I’ll assume it wasn’t Inflated when it was stolen.

[Leep]

Nothing says you love her like a stolen 10 ft inflatable colon.