“Barack Obama will explain for you that we can’t go beyond low earth orbit at about 4:25”
Only because we no longer have a heavy lift rocket in our inventory.
“The opening footage of Neil Armstrong on a movie set is pretty funny, too.”
Evidently the religion that you have invented for yourself approves of falsehoods.
Yet, you cannot explain the astronauts’ hanging from the ceiling in harnesses... with Chromakey... LOL