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To: simpson96

HOW TO MAKE A BUNCH OF MONEY!!!

1. Declare yourself as a Democrat presidential candidate.
2. Promise Democrat voters free everything.
3. Stuff your pants full of cash from donations from stupid Democrat voters.
4. Threaten what you’ll do to various industries if elected.
5. Stuff your pants full of cash from frightened industries.
6. Buy $20 of crepe paper and balloons for campaign rallies.
7. Lose the election.
8. Buy that mansion!


23 posted on 02/06/2019 10:23:31 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Bravo!


24 posted on 02/06/2019 10:24:20 AM PST by Professional
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To: blueunicorn6

Do (democrat) politicians have to pay taxes on ‘donations’ ?


32 posted on 02/06/2019 10:39:15 AM PST by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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