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Florida Man Says 'Jesus Told Me To" After Driving Ferrari Into Water
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| January 16, 2019
| By RJ Johnson
Posted on 03/22/2019 1:01:52 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
This guy is either really dumb or really smart.
We’ll know in two days.
To: Hatteras; Red Badger
To: Red Badger
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posted on
03/22/2019 6:01:25 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Red Badger
Your jesus is a devil worshipin, satanic inspired, Kommunist...
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posted on
03/22/2019 6:02:14 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: apillar
Jesus was a Honda man.
Remember, the Apostles were all in one Accord...
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posted on
03/22/2019 6:06:50 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Old Yeller
LOLOLOL!!!!...........................
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posted on
03/25/2019 6:03:25 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Vendome
Maybe his ‘Jesus’ just didn’t like overpriced Italian sports cars!..................
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posted on
03/25/2019 6:33:05 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
The guy works in finance. Hate to be one of his clients.
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posted on
03/25/2019 6:43:24 AM PDT
by
csvset
(illegitimi non carborundum)
To: Red Badger
I could have pointed out a small puddle that he could have driven into, and I could take it from there.
To: csvset
Well, at least you know he and Jesus are on a ‘First name’ basis.................
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posted on
03/25/2019 7:00:35 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: Red Badger
[ “Jesus made me the smartest man on earth and it’s so hard to have this much responsibility,” he told officers. “Money is going to be irrelevant in two days, remember to smile.” ]
I think his timing was a little off. What made money irrelevant in January? Haven’t gotten to the mid-point of the Tribulation and the Mark of the Beast.
(the Tribulation hasn’t started, that is). I don’t expect the Church to be here for it. Other’s MMV.
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posted on
07/23/2019 4:54:31 PM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
To: Red Badger
That was Jesus Gonzalez that told him to drown the Ferari for the insurance money.
5.56mm
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posted on
07/23/2019 5:04:23 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
To: chrisser
“Money is going to be irrelevant in two days”
I think this guy is right. Pretty sure all the meals and stuff are included at the mental hospital.
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posted on
07/23/2019 5:08:01 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(!)
To: SaveFerris
Maybe he meant ‘Hey-Soos’...................
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posted on
07/24/2019 6:28:24 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
To: Red Badger
Something. The pressure sure got to this guy.
Wow
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posted on
07/24/2019 10:01:17 AM PDT
by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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