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Florida Man Says 'Jesus Told Me To" After Driving Ferrari Into Water
www.iheart.com ^ | January 16, 2019 | By RJ Johnson

Posted on 03/22/2019 1:01:52 PM PDT by Red Badger

Palm Beach Police say a man who who drove a Ferrari into the Palm Beach Inlet last December did so because he claimed "Jesus told me to..."

James Mucciaccio, 48, was removing items from his Ferrari while parked on a public dock Dec. 26 when an officer approached him, asking what he was doing. He told the officer that a friend of his told him to park on the dock so he could be picked up by boat.

When the officer told him he couldn't park there, Mucciaccio apologized, and retreated to the vehicle to retrieve his driver's license.

In dash cam video of the incident, Mucciaccio can be seen getting into his car, reversing briefly, until he puts the sports car into drive and hits the gas, sending the vehicle into the water.

Two fisherman in a nearby boat who witnessed the scene, jumped into the water and rescued the driver.

When officers asked Mucciaccio why he decided to drive into the water, he said that Jesus told him he needed to drive through the small gate on the dock and into a "6-foot window."

"Jesus made me the smartest man on earth and it's so hard to have this much responsibility," he told officers. "Money is going to be irrelevant in two days, remember to smile."

WATCH: Dash cam video shows man driving #Ferrari into the intracoastal. Sources say this was a "medical" call, but we are still waiting on the official crash report from @PalmBeachPolice. Looks like there is more to this story... @WPTV pic.twitter.com/ZJrCD635N8 — Merris Badcock (@MerrisBadcock) December 28, 2018

Mucciaccio also told officer that he drove into the water because he believed the officer on the dock was Egyptian and did not believe in Jesus.

Mucciaccio was not injured in the incident.

Divers were able to attach inflatable "lift bags" and raise the Ferrari to the surface where it was towed back on shore. Investigators say, in a further twist, the license plate that was attached to the Ferrari, actually belonged to Mucciaccio's Ford Mustang.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: challenge; ferrari; floridaman; qanon
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To: Red Badger
...and just 30 minutes after you posted this!

Googling 'Florida man' is the latest internet fad. (trunc)

21 posted on 03/22/2019 1:55:03 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Red Badger

Whew! Glad it wasn’t the Mustang that he drove into the water!!!


22 posted on 03/22/2019 2:01:41 PM PDT by Ben Hecks
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To: FlingWingFlyer

He worked at Dilbert’s company for a few strips.


23 posted on 03/22/2019 2:07:22 PM PDT by wally_bert (Disc jockeys are as interchangeable as spark plugs.)
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To: Red Badger

“Florida man” “March 11”

“Dancing camel draws attention on Florida highway”


24 posted on 03/22/2019 2:09:06 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Modern feminism: ALL MEN BAD!!!)
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To: Red Badger

I interned with the city of Rock Hill’s video production department.

One day I rode around with a city cop. A few traffic tickets, one questionable victim interview and that was about it.


25 posted on 03/22/2019 2:09:43 PM PDT by wally_bert (Disc jockeys are as interchangeable as spark plugs.)
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To: Red Badger

Also for “Florida Man” “March 11”

“Unconscious at work after shooting heroin, working drunk, DUIs: nurses losing licenses (8 Florida nurses disciplined in March over alcohol and drugs)”

and, more appropriate to the search:

“Angry dad brings loaded AK-47 to Florida school because son called crying, police say”


26 posted on 03/22/2019 2:12:22 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Modern feminism: ALL MEN BAD!!!)
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To: Red Badger

27 posted on 03/22/2019 2:16:57 PM PDT by al_c (Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
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To: Red Badger

Drove my Chevy to the levee ping


28 posted on 03/22/2019 2:18:39 PM PDT by Flick Lives
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Jesus walked on the water, and he could drive a Ferrari across it too.

Why would Jesus drive a cheap Ferrari when he could drive a Maserati?

29 posted on 03/22/2019 2:26:27 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (ui)
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To: Red Badger

LOL

That darned Jesus. Such a prankster.


30 posted on 03/22/2019 2:36:10 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: sparklite2

Jesus said walk, not drive!..................


31 posted on 03/22/2019 2:38:34 PM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger
Ferrari Driver: "Jesus Take the wheel!"

Jesus: "Why? I gave you have two perfectly functional hands."

32 posted on 03/22/2019 2:43:10 PM PDT by apillar
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To: Fiddlstix

Love it!


33 posted on 03/22/2019 2:43:29 PM PDT by Drew68 (No, as a matter of fact, I didn't read the article.)
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To: Red Badger
Jesus said, "Here are we: fils et pater."
Florida Man thought he said, "Ferrari. Hit the water."
34 posted on 03/22/2019 2:47:45 PM PDT by sparklite2 (Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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To: apillar

I always knew Jesus was a Chevy man!


35 posted on 03/22/2019 2:53:11 PM PDT by apillar
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To: Red Badger

Of course Jesus told you to.....of course..../s


36 posted on 03/22/2019 2:59:21 PM PDT by cranked
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To: ifinnegan

Maybe purple Jesus. MD20/20 + grape koolaid.


37 posted on 03/22/2019 3:02:21 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
I also google'd Florida Man
38 posted on 03/22/2019 3:02:56 PM PDT by Dr.Deth
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To: Red Badger

If he had driven Joel Olsteens Ferrari with Joel Olsteens it it, I would have believed that God told him to.


39 posted on 03/22/2019 3:10:43 PM PDT by Old Yeller (Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
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To: Larry Lucido

40 posted on 03/22/2019 3:51:00 PM PDT by Hatteras
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