I've been looking for the that responsive point in my wife for years. Since she won't fit into a microwave oven, how about I sit a 15" sub-woofer next to her with the high frequencies turned down as she watches Housewives Of Who Gives a Crap? The air vibrations do originate from the same EM waves, right?
Wow! I've come up with a new electronic device for men without game. Sub-Woooofers for Women! I call dibs on the copyrights. Patent pending...
The best solution is to hit them with white noise.