What do Aggies get on their SAT?
Drool.
Why did Texas Tech cheerleaders wear those little bibs on their cheerleader outfits?
To keep the tobacco juice off their blouse.
How do you get a Baylor co-ed into your dorm room?
Butter her hips and push real hard.
What's the difference between TCU and Rice?
150 miles and 300 points on the SAT.
Yeah, I think I have heard all of those. And a few more off-colored ones.