I seem to remember a Monty Python sketch where they were portraying the founding of Australia, and the one thing they kept saying was “No poofters!”.
Seems that somebody forgot that.
That was the philosophy department of University of Woolamaloo Australia !
Your name must not be Bruce!
These are the faculty rules of the University of Wallamalloo:
Rule One: No poofters!
Rule Two: No member is to maltreat the “abo’s” at any time, OR if there’s anyone watching.
Rule Three: No poofters!
Rule Four: Now listen clear, I don’t want to catch anybody not drinking.
Rule Five: No poofters!
Rule Six: There is NOOOO Rule Six!
Rule Seven: No poofters!