Hilarity results when Bloomberg floats Hillary Clinton as his running mate

Townhall ^ | 2/16/2020 | Andrea Widburg

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Can I purchase a life insurance policy on the blooming idiot?

[Texas Eagle]

Can you imagine having Hillary Clinton as your Veep? She’d shank you at the inaugural breakfast.

What a ludicrous statement.

She wouldn't do it herself. She'd have it hired out.

[Cicero]

Maybe they could run as Co-Presidents.

[John Milner]

I can see the yard signs now: “Rich/Bitch 2020”

[Ken H]

After being POTUS from 1993-2000, she wouldn’t take the demotion.

[nwrep]

Not sure if such stories from the conservative media which simply repeat comments made in the conservative echo chamber amount to much.

[Baynative]

[smvoice]

The Hildebeast is already having a reversible mourning/swearing in pantsuit made.

[Alberta's Child]

That dude is so short he makes Robert Reich look like Andre the Giant.

[Telepathic Intruder]

He knows he would suddenly decide to commit suicide by one or two shotgun blasts to the head shortly after winning the election.

[ThePatriotsFlag]

MiniMike better think twice before putting her in second place...he is one “accident” from her being President. Think she wouldn’t do it?

[ptsal]

Bloom and Doom

Bedbug and the Louse

[Kozak]

[laweeks]

Was that the suicide where just after having slit his throat he was found having stuck a knife in his back after having shot himself while putting a rope around his neck before having dropped the poisoned glass which made him fall down a flight of stairs at Marcy Park? Huh? What a co-inky-dink!

You just can’t make this stuff up.

[dead]

[Bon mots]

[Bullish]

Nothing should be allowed to stand in the way of her gaining all power over the American people. At least that’s what all her people think.

[ptsal]

Bedbug and the black widow or widow maker

[Verginius Rufus]

Others have suggested that Bloomberg’s plan would be to resign (ostensibly for health reasons). He could make a deal with Hillary—let him be President for a few months or even a year, then she could take over. And he would seek her approval for any important appointments he made. She could take the time as Vice President to replenish the Clinton Foundation coffers Biden-style.