Okay fine.
Corona virus will cause hair to grow faster.
Quick !
Shave all your hair now !
How was that for a false rumor.
“Quick !
Shave all your hair now !”
Actually, that might not be a bad idea. I hadn’t considered it. Thanks.
My problem is that the girls who cut my hair are Asian, and sure enough, the cute one that I like was breathing on me when I had my cut 2 weeks ago. I did have it cut a bit shorter then (knowing that I wasn’t going to be going back there for a while), but now I really do have to make some decisions. As part of my prep a decade ago, I did get some hair cutting equipment (would be dumb not to)...but my wife has no experience with it, so I may look better shaved. I guess she can try first. But, for now, I’m good for another month before I start to really look barbaric.