To: blackdog
Dear Free Republic:
I accidentally chainsawed off my legs. I think I noticed some blood, too. What do you all think are my next steps?
20 posted on
11/25/2022 1:51:02 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
To: Lazamataz
This is Hugh. Go take a shower and check back later. Series.
27 posted on
11/25/2022 1:54:14 PM PST by
blackdog
(The head, hands, and heart, serve even further than the purse. )
To: Lazamataz
Battery or fossil fuel chainsaw?
31 posted on
11/25/2022 1:55:46 PM PST by
blackdog
(The head, hands, and heart, serve even further than the purse. )
To: Lazamataz
Saw off your. arms and finally. your head to make things balanced.
88 posted on
11/25/2022 2:31:23 PM PST by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: Lazamataz
91 posted on
11/25/2022 2:32:34 PM PST by
dakine
To: Lazamataz
You STILL have two arms! Loose one.
To: Lazamataz
I accidentally chainsawed off my legs. I think I noticed some blood, too. What do you all think are my next steps? Laz, brillantly clever. Thanks. :-)
121 posted on
11/25/2022 2:54:17 PM PST by
jigsaw
(God Bless Our Wonderful Troops.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
147 posted on
11/25/2022 3:25:21 PM PST by
null and void
(Cujo would have been a very short story if the family owned a gun!)
To: Lazamataz
I did that too. Lucked out because of heavy rain gear, pants & long johns. I too noticed some blood. Hiking out of the woods that time was much better than the previous incident.
185 posted on
11/25/2022 5:23:19 PM PST by
Cold Heart
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