[Leaning Right]

I see that they’re examining ‘James and the Giant Peach’.

Now here’s the thing. My first name is James. And when I was in high school, I dated a large girl who was nicknamed ‘Peachy’. She dumped me. It hurt. And the pain comes back whenever I see that book’s title.

So I demand that the title of that book be changed! My feelings are as important as anyone else’s. No, I think they are actually more important.

[Red Badger]

People For the Ethical Eating of Fruit, PFEEF, agree, the title should be changed because it has a fruit named in it.................