“staffer named Aidan Maese-Czeropski”
Aiden?
Where Have I heard that name used before.
In a sexually deviant person?
Wikipedia gives: "Mazie Keiko Hirono (/ˈmeɪzi hiˈroʊnoʊ/; Japanese name: 広野 慶子, Hirono Keiko; born November 3, 1947) is an American lawyer and politician serving as the junior United States senator from Hawaii since 2013. Etc.
(Someone at FR once said that Mai-shi was Japanese for "No Shxt" and to shout it at her when ever possible. I have NOT been able to confirm this info information.)