Posted on 04/12/2024 10:01:59 AM PDT by simpson96
Press Release from Slidell Police:
On Tuesday afternoon, Slidell Police located the woman accused of being nude while chasing a man through the woods with an axe this past weekend. Officers spotted the female, identified as Angela Wagner, completely clothed this time, near the TA Truck Stop in Slidell. Officers took her into custody without incident for two outstanding warrants, ๐๐ ๐ ๐ซ๐๐ฏ๐๐ญ๐๐ ๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ญ and ๐๐๐ฌ๐๐๐ง๐ข๐ญ๐ฒ - ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐ฌ๐, in relation to the incident.
“””Dykes again...”””
My thoughts exactly. One dyke chasing her dyke lover.
No biological men involved in this incident.
Near the truck stop ? I suspect a business relationship gone sour , non payment for services rendered is a guess.
Is this new for mug shots? After the attacks on mug shots the past couple of years does this “innocent” stuff buy the right to get enough virtue signaling to keep them going? Okay with me. We all need to see these in case the next “a man” “slashed four women and a child on the subway” descriptions we need to see the perps in photo arrays at the police station.
By the way all people are NOT presumed innocent. Trump is presumed guilty by the jury pools in New York.
And so are we.
Not too mention showing too much cleave-age...
Not even Laz!
โ Press Release from Slidell Police:
On Tuesday afternoon, Slidell Police located the woman accused of being nude while chasing a man through the woods with an axe this past weekendโ
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Well, it may have been Laz being chased. Prove me wrong.๐
Go to your room.
But pa, I thought you would appreciate the Dad joke!
So guilty!
And going to my room won’t stop me. If you have a better plan, you should hatch-et.
This turns my memory to the scene from “Ladies Man” where the protagonist tells his blind date, “Don’t be offended ... but, I’ll just be runnin’ away now.”
When a naked bull-dyke is chasing a man through the woods with an axe and a strap-on, I figure she isn’t out collecting for the Red Cross. .....
As she runs through the woods naked, she doesn’t really need to be swinging an ax to be terrifying.
She was simply trying to axe him a question while donning “Buck Naked” attire.
Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty one.
Calling Laz...
“Sounds like something from an Elmore Leonard novel.”
...or a Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke!
Dikes. Claim they hate men but try to look like them by cutting their hair and wearing men’s type clothing.
Left winger, I’d say.
The TA Truck Stop? I love those guys.
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