the New Choppa?
The new helicopter will be outfitted with all of the latest equipment including
- is fueled by clean burning unicorn farts emitting zero greenhouse gases
- a backup electric generator
- an extra backup of solar panels
- a speed restriction device to make pursuits impossible
- a camera system that filters out all colors to prevent racial profiling - it only sees white
- (unless the white person is wearing all black clothing and masks and carrying an umbrella - then it filters them out, too)
- a sooper-seekret-special filter that spots red baseball hats and launches high explosive missiles at anyone wearing one
It will take about a year to train up a DEI qualified crew, so don't expect it to be operational this year.
