I can sell you the Reader’s Digest version for the low, low price of $14.99. Just one page.
"Not if you eliminate the third, fifth, and sixth letters, then it's 'Red's Digest', Comrade."
Right-wing fundamentalist tripe!
My book has rainbow colored/non-binary pages, made from used toilet paper.
It's unabridged and unbleached to help the environment.
(audio version with smell vision available also)