Most men want women with medium-sized breasts

Ananova ^ | Mar 29 2002

[2Trievers]

" ... handiwork."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Neets]

Everyone's heard the old adage that the size of a man's shoes, or hands, or nose tells a lot about the size of his private parts. Then again, everyone knows that isn't true, right? Right?

Well…while people may snicker and giggle, it may not be an urban myth any longer. Researchers from the University of Geneva suggest the old saying may have a basis in genetic fact.

According to the study, published in the November 6 edition of the British journal Nature, Dr. Denis Duboule and his Swiss colleagues say that a man's penis size may be genetically linked to the size of his fingers and toes.

"Digits and an ancestral genital organ could have emerged from the same genetic regulatory innovation," Duboule told Agence France-Presse. The journal article even goes as far as to say that "those rude jokes about the predictive value of shoe size could have some basis in fact."

They explain that the gene responsible for the link is a member of the Hox family of genes, which has been found to control the development of digits as well as external genitalia. To test their theory, the scientists deprived laboratory mice of the gene in question. And, sure enough, they found that the offspring were born without either digits or genitals.

The researchers didn't say whether their own discreet appendages backed up their theory!

[Neets]

Here we go again.

[2Trievers]

And why aren't you over here, misbehaving yourself too?

[Inge_CAV]

"According to the study, published in the November 6 edition of the British journal Nature, Dr. Denis Duboule and his Swiss colleagues say that a man's penis size may be genetically linked to the size of his fingers and toes."

Not heard this before but I think it would be true.

[Neets]

Not heard this before but I think it would be true.

Yes, and yes.

[Inge_CAV]

Now I wonder how all that relates to breast size? : )

[2Trievers]

Cagey ... How's our supply of holy water? ... seems like these two may need a hosing down in a few minutes. &;-)

[Inge_CAV]

Holy water? Will we have to wash our hands with it or gargle?

[Neets]

It has come to our attention that it may be possible to evaluate the Intelligence Quotient of a woman based purely on the size of her breasts.

The theory of breast size versus brain size is quite simple. Essentially, the smaller the tits are - the more intelligent the woman is. Conversely, stupid women are invariably larger in the jug department. Smeg - The magazine has worked out a mathematical equation to support this theory.

IQ = 151-(8.5(c-30))
Where c = chest size, and IQ = Intelligence Quotient

As you can see from the above equation, a woman with a 34 inch chest will have an IQ of 117, which is an incredible achievement for a woman! Whereas a 42 inch chested hag will have an IQ of only 49, almost certainly will have blonde hair, 8 children by 16 different fathers and a criminal record.

[Inge_CAV]

ROFLOL!!! : )

[Neets]

Thank gawwwwwwd for average intelligence.....

[Inge_CAV]

Wonder if penis size can be matched to intelligence, like breast size?

[2Trievers]

Let us leave no bulge unturned ... *sigh* ... you two are reprobates! &;-)

[Neets]

Hmmmm..maybe I can author a study on that ;-)

Are you volunteering to be a test subject?

[2Trievers]

" ...average intelligence ...

Hmmm ... I thought you had a 170 IQ ... oh wait! I'm confusing you with someone else ... silly dumb blonde me! &;-)

[Inge_CAV]

Sure, I will volunteer. This will be a private study, won't it?

[2Trievers]

Quick! Cagey ... emergency!!!!!!!!!!

[Neets]

Absolute privacy ensured...one-on-one. I might even have do a continual study...

[Neets]

LOL 170..yes..I remember those numbers well...too bad someone that intelligent can't remember simple punctuation tho...LOL...170 IQ and something about 9 and 6 hahahahaha