This is the WEIRDEST thread I've ever been on. It's also INTERESTING in a bizarre sort of way.....and the irony is that it's really about nothing in particular! If it doesn't get pulled, I bet the replies get into at least the hundreds, if not a thousand...
Is this sort of thing common on Saturday evenings?
I call them "Saturday classics". If you back a ways you'll see lots of moose-cheese-sister stuff on Saturdays last winter.