Aahh, those charges will never stick. If cry-baby Sauron wants to shanghai someone into court he should sue himself. After all, he was the one that tortured poor innocent Smeagol and then let him go. After that it was Smeagol (aka "Gollum") who followed Mr. Baggins into Mt. Doom and bit the Ring off of Frodo's hand, finger and all, and then fell into the cracks of Doom, thus destroying the Ring and himself along with it.So if Sauron hadn't let Gollum go, he would have his Ring back by now.
Just like a liberal, sue someone else after you've shot yourself in the foot.
On another note, Drudge is about to break the news that Sauron and Saruman both profited big time from the whole Global Crossing and Enron messes. Wouldn't surprise me to learn if they were the ones that tipped off Martha Stewart.
;^)