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Doctor accused of amputating penis
Ananova ^
| Tuesday 6th August 2002
Posted on 08/06/2002 9:31:48 PM PDT by Michael2001
Mexican police have arrested a surgeon accused of accidentally amputating the penis of a patient who visited a clinic to have a circumcision.
Dr Francisco Javier Valentin y Ortiz faces charges of negligent injury, medical malpractice and performing surgery without the proper medical certification.
He was said to have cut off the penis of a man who went to a state-run clinic in Tijuana for a routine circumcision.
In a statement, the authorities said Valentin y Ortiz was licensed only as a general surgeon and was not qualified to perform circumcisions, which require specialised training in urology.
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To: Michael2001
sorry for the double post. FR was giving me some "no such thread" message when I clicked on post.
To: Michael2001
"Just a little off the top, doc..."
To: Michael2001
Mozeltof!
4
posted on
08/06/2002 9:35:43 PM PDT
by
OHelix
To: Michael2001
Tequila *after* work, not before.
5
posted on
08/06/2002 9:36:39 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: Michael2001
The French would say "Bone A' Petit"
6
posted on
08/06/2002 9:37:12 PM PDT
by
woofie
To: Chad Fairbanks
Just a little off the top, doc Circumcisions R Us!
To: Michael2001
He was said to have cut off the penis of a man who went to a state-run clinic in Tijuana for a routine circumcision. Gee, I didn't realize it was routine for a man to saunter into a clinic for a circumcision. Does this happen often?
To: Michael2001
Keep the tip.
To: SamAdams76
Gee, I didn't realize it was routine for a man to saunter into a clinic for a circumcision. Does this happen often? Not any more.
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posted on
08/06/2002 9:40:42 PM PDT
by
B-bone
To: SamAdams76
Must be a trend, seems like lots of people are going off half-cocked these days...
To: dighton
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named John.
A poor Ex-Marine with a little fraction gone-
It seems one night after getting with the wife
She Lopped off his Dong with the swipe of a knife.
PENIS, That Is.
Clean Cut.
Missed His Nuts.
Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side
And Lorena's in the car taking Willie for a ride
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
And tossed him out the window as she came around a bend
CURVE, That is
Tossed the Nub.
In the Shrub.
She went to the cops and confessed to the attack
And they called out the hounds just to get his Weenie back
They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there!"
To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
FOUND, That Is
By a Fence.
Evidence.
Now Peter and John couldn't stay apart too long
So a Dick Doc said, "Hey I can fix that dong."
A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need
And the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed
WHIZZED, That Is
Even Seam,
Straight Stream
Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape
VIDEO, That Is
Unexposed.
Case Closed.
Ya'll Sleep on Your Stomachs Now, Ya Hear...
To: Michael2001
To: Chad Fairbanks
Maybe Algore should have seen this doctor before the debates with Bush. He wouldn't have come off so stiff.
To: SamAdams76
Well, based on the latest news, poor Al Gore seems to be rising again... but, he'll get beat - again...
To: Michael2001
"Ugh. Too much."
To: jumpstartme
That's very clever, Jumpstart. Very clever.
To: Savage Beast
That's just an oldie that came out around Bobbit time. It's all over the net and the author is unknown. For some odd reason, this thread reminded me of it. ;o)
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