Penis Puppetry Show Opens in Los Angeles

Reuters ^ | 8/23/02 | Gina Keating

[wannabpoolshark]

"The production's West Coast debut has been its most profitable North American stop, with shows sold out for weeks in advance, a spokeswoman said."

Now there's a shocker...insanity most popular in CA!

I am dumbfounded......I am currently studying American Government in college and I wonder, do you think the framers of the Constitution had this in mind when they spoke of free speech?

What is wrong with people? Anyone wanna join my act? I need one more "member."

[oc-flyfish]

This is sick. Maybe the Freepers at the Hollywood rally tomorrow can go over to this theater afterwards and freep them!

[TonyBanks]

"Something to tell the grandchildren about."

Somehow, I doubt the people in attendance will bear grandchildren.

[TexasNative2000]

'Son, I've been waiting years to laugh at a penis like that.'

One of the worst lines for any man to hear..........

[operation clinton cleanup]

Bunch of dickheads.

[TexasNative2000]

So are you still with the Redskins, or did you sign on with another team over the off-season?

[TonyBanks]

"So are you still with the Redskins, or did you sign on with another team over the off-season?"

*groan* :)

[martin_fierro]

Cockla, Fran and Ollie.

[BCrago66]

Somehow, I think the producers of that play are hoping for a matchup between the Oilers and the Packers.

[TonyBanks]

"In their wildly popular stage show, the well-endowed Australians twist and shape their penises into a series of "installations" -- a hamburger, the Eiffel Tower, the Loch Ness monster -- to the gasps, guffaws and sometimes pained expressions of audiences on three continents. "

If I had a penis that could do those things, I think I could put it to better use than that...

[wannabpoolshark]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[rwfromkansas]

Where the hell are the police?

Paul Reubins got jailed for touching himself in public.

Someone explain how these people aren't getting arrested???????

[Vidalia]

"Knock, knock."

"Yes?"

"Ma'am, is the former Lorena Bobbitt in, we need to speak with her."

"Yes, I am Lorena but my name is no longer "Bobbitt"!"

"Well, Ma'am, we aren't here about your ex, in fact you are required for a delicate operation in the service of your community. We will explain on the way, for this is an emergency".

"Well, OK if you say so and you really think I can help..."

"Yes, Ma'am, but first, here are your Magnum Snipping shears..."

[wannabpoolshark]

[operation clinton cleanup]

"It's quite educational for a lot of women -- especially lots of older ladies who have only seen one or two penises in their lives."

And they voted for them in 92, 96, and 2000.

[ValerieUSA]

I'm frightened - this sentence almost makes sense:

The pair thrust themselves onto a larger stage in 2000 by performing their oddball routine at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

[sweetliberty]

"Bunch of dickheads."

ROTFL!

[Fzob]

I long for the days when satire was satire and reality was reality and it was easy to tell the two apart.

[j271]

Is it true that one can judge the moral and spiritual state of a society by what it considers art?

If so....

[alisasny]

I saw this show with my girlfriends about 2 months ago in NYC. It was hysterical. I am a married mom of 2 and we laughed pretty hard. It was a 35th birthday present for our friend.

It was far from porn and plenty of bachlorette parties as well as married couples were in attendance. One man with his wife was an older lawyer, perhaps age 60.

Bottom line, dont go if you dont want to.