These inflatable boobs are great.
Small dress--small boobs.
Big dress--big boobs.
Zounds! What if she is wearing no dress?
"Hi, I'm the role-model for your 9-year-old daughter and you'll probably change your tune the first time you see some overweight, balding 40 plus-year-old man drooling over YOUR daughter!"
Big chicks with 'lectric gittars! Mmmmmmmmm...