The city mouse was visiting the country mouse. A cute little female mouse walked by.
"Wow, look at the legs on her," said the city mouse.
"I don't care. I'm a titmouse."
Rodney Dangerfield was asked which of the female body parts was his preference.
"I think I'm an assman."
"What makes you think so?"
"Well, everyone tells me, 'You're an ass, man.'"