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The GUILD 12-15-2002 "Tis the season

Posted on 12/15/2002 4:56:24 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs



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1 posted on 12/15/2002 4:56:24 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: BigWaveBetty; mountaineer; Timeout; ClancyJ; BlessedAmerican; daisyscarlett; LBGA; Rheo; ...
Good morning everyone. I don't know how many of you were able to see Al Gore on Saturday Night Live last night, but he accomplished one thing. He managed to get me to go to bed early on a Saturday Night.


2 posted on 12/15/2002 5:07:01 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: lodwick
From lodwick's post yesterday.


3 posted on 12/15/2002 5:11:34 AM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Can this man go any lower or get any cheesier?
4 posted on 12/15/2002 5:48:40 AM PST by anniegetyourgun
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I can't believe that man was my Vice-President for 8 years! How much did they pay him to do that to himself? They must be hard up for money.
5 posted on 12/15/2002 6:45:02 AM PST by Aquamarine
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; mountaineer
Good morning!

Well I enjoyed SNL last night, thought algore was pretty good and at the same time felt very uncomfortable that man was so close to being our president.

I think with a little practice he could be a decent actor, at least as good as Martin Sheen and then could take over on the West Wing as president. I'm much more comfortable with algore not being the real president, but playing one on TV. Then we would all be spared him as prez and he could get it out of his system and leave us alone for a change!

Mountaineer, from your post on the last thread... "But at the end of this I want to have some bread crumbs leading back to my dignity."

Too late... even though I thought he did a good job and was funny, he's lost all dignity after that. Being the host of SNL is just not presidential.

I can't describe however, the feeling I had at the opening skit where al and the tipster are lip locked for what seemed like an eternity. My skin was crawling is the best I can do. ewww ewww ewwwwww!

6 posted on 12/15/2002 6:57:52 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; anniegetyourgun; *The GUILD
Evidently the tree truly outdid himself last evening on SNL.

I'll need to check with friends to see if anyone taped his goofiness.

A blessed day to all the guild and their guests.
7 posted on 12/15/2002 7:00:53 AM PST by lodwick
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To: Aquamarine; BigWaveBetty; *The GUILD
My personal favorite

Stop brillo-ing your face
and don't fear the dentist,
he's our friend.


8 posted on 12/15/2002 7:10:40 AM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Good one JL!

Here are some links to some reviews on the gorey one.

[snip]
Funny Gore and Serious Gore smoothly took turns all week until they crashed into each other outside the studio of the NBC "Today" program in New York on Thursday.

Still wearing the fluffy red Santa hat he had donned to show his holiday spirit, Mr. Gore answered a question from Matt Lauer about Senator Lott and segregation. The former vice president gave a stern, thoughtful indictment of the Senate majority leader's praise for Strom Thurmond's 1948 Dixiecrat presidential campaign — while looking like a loony Dr. Seuss creature crashing an office Christmas party. [snip] NYTimes

Al Gore becomesTrent Lott for laughs/UPI

Gore bids for laughs on 'Saturday Night Live'/CNN

It just occurred to me, with all this talk of Lott, could be a distraction for algore's appearance last night. Make Lott look like a racist, please don't notice that a possible presidential candidate is playing media hog and made himself undignified on SNL.

9 posted on 12/15/2002 7:24:03 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: BigWaveBetty; Hillary's Lovely Legs; anniegetyourgun; lodwick
I just could not watch it. The TV was on, the 11 o'clock news on the NBC affiliate ended, and I just could not keep it on long enough to see Gore, flatulence sketch or not. Dignity, my Aunt Fanny. If he had any dignity, he wouldn't still be going around saying he used to be the next president.
10 posted on 12/15/2002 7:50:25 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
I just had my memory jolted on another thread about the SNL appearance.

OMG!!!!! Algore did a scene in a hot tub!!!!! The trauma of seeing algore shirtless stunned me into forgetting all about it. Dear Lord, he had a set of man boobs!!!!!

If we could only get a picture of that and when he decides to run for prez flash that everywhere, there's not a heterosexual woman in this country that would vote for him!

11 posted on 12/15/2002 7:59:47 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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Bloviator still wants to put a baseball stadium at Ground Zero:

What's in those cigars Alec Baldwin smokes? The actor has a grand idea where to put a new Yankee stadium: Ground Zero. According to U.S. News & World Report, Baldwin is waging a PR campaign to put the stadium downtown, calling his idea "a mix of the commemorative and the practical."

Practical would be putting on a muzzle on Baldwin.

Every game, suggests the actor, could begin with a moment of silence. Survivors of 9/11 and members of NYPD and FDNY would get discounted tickets. When the actor approached the Yankees with the idea, they raised eyebrows - and rejected it. But Baldwin isn't giving up the fight to bring attention to his political career, or to the project.

"It's the most interesting thing I have heard," Baldwin tells the weekly, defending the idea. "It's the best thing for the city." NY Daily News

More on the Goron moron:

WASHINGTON, Dec. 15 (UPI) -- Adding NBC's "Saturday Night Live" to his media blitz, former Vice President Al Gore donned a wig and gave a Democratic rendition of Republican Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott trying to recover from his now notorious remarks about Strom Thurmond's presidential run.

As SNL impressionist Darrell Hammond hosted a mock MSNBC "Hardball" public affairs show as host Chris Matthews, Gore was introduced as Lott. "Nice to be here, Chris," Gore/Lott said, wearing a wig resembling Lott's hair.

"Sen. Lott, high ranking members of both parties are calling on you to step down after your comments about Sen. Thurmond who was a segregationist. Should your bonehead behavior spell trouble for Republicans?," Hammond/Matthews asked.

Gore/Lott replied, blithely misstating Lott's position. "When I said our country wouldn't have all these problems if Strom Thurmond had been elected president it had nothing to do with segregation. I simply meant," he continued, "that things would have been better if Thurmond were president because he would have kept white people and black people separate." [Oh stop!]

As the audience laughed, Gore continued, "I just hate it when liberals take me out of context like that."

Replied Hammond/Matthews, "Why do I get the feeling you thought "Birth of a Nation" was the feelgood hit of the summer?"

The skit did not spare Democrats either, with a make-believe lead strategist for the Democratic National Committee making clear with comedic intensity her party holds positions identical to those of Republicans. "Republicans want to go to war with Iraq," she said. "We only support such a war."

Then Gore/Lott was given the opportunity to restate his earlier remarks, saying, "It has come to my attention that some of my comments about Strom Thurmond may have been construed as racially insensitive. Let me apologize." Then he went on to underline instead his supposed insensitivities.

"I meant no disrespect to any white people," Gore/Lott said. "I myself am a white man and some if not all of my best friends are white. Let me make this clear. As long as I am in my office we will leave no white person behind." [No, I mean it. My sides are splitting]

Replied Hammond/Matthews, "Senator, you're shedding a lot of light on the situation. Unfortunately the light is coming from a cross you just set afire."

The spokeswoman for the DNC then said, "The Democratic Party condemns Sen. Lott's comments. We believe they are deplorable and worthy of censure. Unless somehow it turns out that everyone's cool with what he said, in which case, so are we."

.... A skit shot on the studio location of the weekly "West Wing" television drama had Gore sitting in the replicated Oval Office, asking the staff to pretend he was president and finally remaining in the chief executive's chair for hours after everyone else had left and the set was closed down. full story, UPI

12 posted on 12/15/2002 8:00:53 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: BigWaveBetty
Gaaaack - after reading those reviews, I'll not be looking for last night's tape.

It's all Nixon's fault for trying to humanize himself and get some love from America, back in the day. People who know who the heck they are do NOT go on SNL to make fun of others. Nitwits.
13 posted on 12/15/2002 8:02:04 AM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick

Former Vice President Al Gore portrays Sen. Trent Lott R-Miss. on a Saturday Night Live parody of MSNBC's 'Hardball' show.
14 posted on 12/15/2002 8:07:43 AM PST by mountaineer
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To: mountaineer
Actor Alec Baldwin arrives at the Barrymore Theatre in New York, Thursday, Dec. 12, 2002, to attend the opening night of the Broadway play, 'Imaginary Friends,' which portrays the battles between playwright Lillian Hellman and novelist Mary McCarthy.

What a fathead.

Baldwin is waging a PR campaign to put the stadium downtown, calling his idea "a mix of the commemorative and the practical."

"It's the most interesting thing I have heard," Baldwin tells the weekly, defending the idea.

Luckily for NY, he's the only one listening to himself.

15 posted on 12/15/2002 8:12:46 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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To: BigWaveBetty
I'm much more comfortable with algore not being the real president, but playing one on TV. Then we would all be spared him as prez and he could get it out of his system and leave us alone for a change!

Hey I like that idea!! It WOULD spare us, because we wouldn't HAVE to watch him!

16 posted on 12/15/2002 8:14:59 AM PST by SuziQ
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This looks like it would have been fun to see.

San Francisco 49ers defensive lineman Dana Stubblefield practices with ballerina Ilana Goldman during a rehearsal for All-Star Night at the Nutcracker at the Paramount Theater in Oakland, Calif., on Friday, Dec. 12, 2002. Stubblefield was among a group of San Francisco Bay Area athletes and other celebrities that performed Friday night in the Oakland Ballet's Christmas production. (AP Photo/ Marcio Jose Sanchez)

17 posted on 12/15/2002 8:16:35 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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Demi 'dating' Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton and Demi Moore are an item, reveals New Idea
December 16, 2002

JUST when a reconciliation seemed to be on the cards for Bruce Willis and ex-wife Demi Moore, it seems another man has suddenly swept in and stolen the lady's heart.

Bruce is seething because Demi has been secretly dating ex-president Bill Clinton.

The actress is said to be captivated by Bill's "mature" sex appeal, witty one liners and charming chat-up lines. "Bruce told Demi she's mad if she goes for Clinton," an aide says. "He told her: 'He uses women – don't trust him'."

Bruce met Hillary Clinton at a Planet Hollywood fundraiser when Bill was battling the former Monica Lewinsky scandal. "I got to know Hillary pretty well," Bruce says. "She's an intelligent politician and a lovely warm person. I came away feeling sorry for her. I wanted to tell her she's going nowhere staying in that marriage."

Whispers from Clinton's camp suggest that he intends to separate from his long-suffering wife in the New Year. But bitter Bruce is determined that the former politician will get nowhere with Demi.

"Bruce has done his research," an aide says. "He would have made an excellent private detective. He likes to find out about people, and what he's found out about Bill Clinton was sufficient in his eyes to warrant contacting Demi. He told me: 'Clinton's an even bigger womaniser than JFK ever was'."

But Demi, stunning at 40 after a $US700,000 ($1.2 million Australian) makeover, is in no mood to listen to his pleas, and is said to be smitten with the man Bruce has branded "the Silver Fox".

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,5683911%255E13780,00.html
18 posted on 12/15/2002 8:19:06 AM PST by mountaineer
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What a day! First the Clinton-Moore coupling (ewwww) and now Monica Lewinsky news from Italy!


http://reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=1909181

ROME (Reuters) - Italian television usually loves sex and scandal, but putting Monica Lewinsky on daytime TV on a Sunday close to Christmas was apparently too much for some.
So it was that the former White House intern, who hit the headlines in 1998 over her affair with former President Bill Clinton, came to Italy all dressed up for a TV party -- with no place to go.

Lewinsky was to have been the star guest on "Domenica In" (Sunday In), a talk show that goes on for about five hours and offers a mix of dancing, sport and interviews with everyone from priests to pop stars.

But some politicians were outraged that state broadcaster RAI, which is funded by public money, planned to pay Lewinsky's expenses using taxpayers' money for an interview on a Sunday.

Rome's leading newspaper, La Repubblica, dedicated two pages to the debate. Milan's Corriere della Sera ran four articles.

RAI president Antonio Baldassarre expressed concern and network executives yanked Lewinsky off the show late on Saturday. The move was applauded by Communications Minister Maurizio Gasparri.
19 posted on 12/15/2002 8:22:14 AM PST by mountaineer
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Anybody see this scum yesterday in news clips of his visit to a sick Iraqi child in the hospital? He looked very uncomfortable, standing as far away from the child as he could get away with, his hands in his pockets. Then when he sat down next to the bed (again as far away as he could) he was leaning away from the child. Scum, scum, scum!!!

Actor Sean Penn (news) walks past a picture of President Saddam Hussein (news - web sites) during his visit to the al-Mansour children's hospital in Baghdad, Dec. 13, 2002. Penn, who is on a three-day visit to Baghdad, has been critical of U.S. threats of war with Iraq and said on Dec. 15, 2002, that a war can be avoided. (Suhaib Salem/Reuters)

20 posted on 12/15/2002 8:28:35 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
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