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Posted on 01/28/2003 12:59:51 AM PST by Bella_Bru
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To: VRWCmember
LMAO!!!
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posted on
01/28/2003 3:17:00 PM PST
by
xsmommy
To: hobbes1
Ahhhh, Tiger, that is so sweet.
The weather is so beautiful right now. We're in the mid to high 70s. I just can't keep my seat to the chair. Have to be out with ol' sol!
And I've been cooking up a storm. Trying to fatten that Liberty guy up! He's now quit smoking, and still losing weight. Sheesh! He says it's because he doesn't eat pizza every night. And I do so love to cook.
The other night we had Chicken a l'orange en croute, if I'm spelling that correctly. Dang, it was good. I don't know how many batches of cookies I've made.
162
posted on
01/28/2003 3:42:22 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: TheGrimReaper
Okay! Hehehehehehe!
163
posted on
01/28/2003 3:45:16 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: VRWCmember
I love your stories, Vast. Just sit here giggling.
164
posted on
01/28/2003 3:46:08 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
Cook, I've got my whip handy right here, and it's going to be used on YOU!
165
posted on
01/28/2003 3:46:52 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: maxwell; xsmommy
Tell her it's an ancient Hawaiian salutation... I found this by accident just now, but was looking for it earlier.
The wife of a Southern Baptist preacher talks to her Sunday school class about a wonderful religious experience that she had last week:
The other day I went up to the local Christian book store where I saw a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance at Church, so I bought the bumper sticker and put it on the back bumper of my car. And I am really glad that I did, too. What an uplifting experience followed.
I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and I did not notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus or I may never have noticed that the light had changed. But then I found that a lot of people love Jesus, too. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy and then he leaned out his window and screamed "For the love of GOD, Go!....Go!
Everyone was honking also, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people and I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach.
I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage son in the back seat what this meant, he replied "It is nothing, probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something." Well, I have never even met a person from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My son burst into laughter, why, even he was enjoying the love of this religious experience.
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what Church I attended, but when I noticed that the light had changed, I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters and drove through the intersection.
I was the only car that got across the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of bad that I had to leave them and all that love that we had shared so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away.
Praise the LORD for such wonderful folks.!
To: Slip18; Bella_Bru; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; RikaStrom; CholeraJoe; All
No, no, Miss Sliperissima, use it on me!
But first, you and all LOTR fans must go read this Dave Barry column. I almost hurt myself laughing at a couple of the lines from it!
167
posted on
01/28/2003 3:56:38 PM PST
by
Argh
To: VRWCmember
The Jews don't recognize Christ as the Savior.
The Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the head of the Church.
The Baptists don't recognize each other at the liquor store.
168
posted on
01/28/2003 4:29:15 PM PST
by
TheGrimReaper
(Honk if it wasn't funny......)
To: Argh
Hi, Arghie! Is my little sweetheart sweet on someone else? Huh? Miss Slippy sees all . . .
For only $.99 American, I will read your fortune for you. I'll put my thinking hat on now, if you like. This is my current thinking hat. When I make more money from my fortune-telling, I'll get a better one.
Maybe I'll get a more comfortable chair, too!
169
posted on
01/28/2003 4:48:55 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Argh
You did warn me about the Dave Berry article. Oh, my gosh, my sides hurt.
I missed every battle except the tree battle, because, come on, that really couldn't happen.
170
posted on
01/28/2003 4:53:01 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18; xsmommy; Argh; hobbes1; dubyaismypresident; VRWCmember
Excuse the interruption, but I just saw a clip of Hildeb!tch on FNC, blithering and whining about Bush driving the economy into the dirt, people out of their jobs, and poor Iraqi children away from the dinner table.
OK, she's irritating as hell, but I ask you.... do you realize this cretin is now into her 3rd year as a United States Senator (albeit from NY), and...
this spawn of Satan has NEVER held a single un-scripted press conference in her entire miserable life??
171
posted on
01/28/2003 4:53:45 PM PST
by
TheGrimReaper
(As Ray Bradbury said, "Something wicked this way comes....")
To: VRWCmember
Oh, to be such a dodo head. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be that much of an indiot?
172
posted on
01/28/2003 4:57:09 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Argh
You should have hurt yourself for thinking that was funny......... I think Dave's gardner wrote that for him....... that is not even remotely good...... apparently Dave has not read any of these stories or he would have been enraptured by the likeness of the Tree Herders to the description in the book. True devotees of this story have been overwhelmed by the portrayal on film........
Ok, I'm done...... lol.....kind of out of character for me, huh? lol
To: Slip18
Is my little sweetheart sweet on someone else?
Little??!?
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAhahahaha....
174
posted on
01/28/2003 5:11:28 PM PST
by
Argh
To: TheGrimReaper
You did it again, Grimmy! Another scary photo. I may have bad dreams tonight because of you.
That thing gets uglier and uglier every day, and she never started out much better.
175
posted on
01/28/2003 5:12:14 PM PST
by
Slip18
To: Slip18
and she never started out much better Shallow end of the gene pool.
Father: Satan
Mother: A vampire bat
176
posted on
01/28/2003 5:40:45 PM PST
by
TheGrimReaper
(As Ray Bradbury said, "Something wicked this way comes....")
To: TheGrimReaper
i am just thanking GOD that the Dems do not have her doing the DEM counter to the state of the union. that would drive me over the edge.
177
posted on
01/28/2003 5:42:30 PM PST
by
xsmommy
To: xsmommy
The woman is lower than vermin.
She has to look UP to see whale dung.
Even maggots look upon her with scorn.
178
posted on
01/28/2003 7:23:16 PM PST
by
TheGrimReaper
(As Ray Bradbury said, "Something wicked this way comes....")
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Slip18; xsmommy; Argh; maxwell; hobbes1; dubyaismypresident
Sarah, the church gossip and self-appointed supervisor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know that he was an alcoholic.
George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He said nothing. Later that evening, George, quietly parked his pickup in front of Sarah's house ...
AND he left it there all night.
To: Slip18
I laugh every time I read that one because I know a couple of ladies who ARE nearly that oblivious.
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