A Prayer to the State by OWK

The State is my Shepherd; I shall conform.
He preventeth me from peeking behind the brown wrapper:
He warneth me about movies with nekkid peeples.
He controlleth my soul:
He beateth me into the paths of righteousness for my own sake.
Yea, though I walk through the magazine aisle at the 7-11,
I will fear no hooters: For thou hath masked them;
Thy power and thy judgement, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a standard before me for the suppression of mine enemies;
Thou coverest my eyes with blindfolds; My cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mandatory kindness shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of the State forever.

I live in California, which is a future northern Mexican province. Much thanks to El Presidente Jorge W. BushaMECHA for this!

Welcome back to my sweetness, STONECOLDGOP!!!!

This is just a little shout out to all my friends back in upstate. Seems to be warming up finally in the 'Cuse.....

LINK ME, BABY!

TheOneRing.Net, an awesome LOTR site
The Elvish Linguistic Fellowship
So, you've decided to become evil(this is a joke site. Unknot the panties)
Republican Jewish Coalition
Jews For JUDAISM
AskMoses.Comfor any and all Jewish questions
Beach Hillel
HadassahThe Women's Zionist Organization of American
American Friends of Maden David Adom
Liberty Belles
NRA
Gun Owners of California
California Republican Party
California Libertarian Party
Skin and Ink
More Ozzy
WWF
L.A. SPCA...adopt a friend.
American Humane Association. Find a shelter anywhere in the U.S. to adopt a new buddy.

Yeah, I love my job.

Bei Mir Bist Du Schoen Originally written in Yiddish by Jacob Jacobs (lyrics) and Sholem Secunda (music), for the Yiddish musical "I Would If I Could" in 1933. English lyrics written for the Andrews Sisters by Sammy Cahn within a couple of days of the Nov 24, 1937 recording.

Of all the boys I've known, and I've known some
Until I first met you I was lonesome
And when you came in sight, dear, my heart grew light
And this old world seemed new to me

You're really swell, I have to admit, you
Deserve expressions that really fit you
And so I've wracked my brain, hoping to explain
All the things that you do to me

Bei mir bist du schoen, please let me explain
Bei mir bist du schoen means you're grand
Bei mir bist du schoen, again I'll explain
It means you're the fairest in the land

I could say bella, bella, even say wunderbar
Each language only helps me tell you how grand you are
I've tried to explain, bei mir bist du schoen
So kiss me, and say you understand

Bei mir bist du schoen
You've heard it all before, but let me try to explain
Bei mir bist du schoen means that you're grand
Bei mir bist du schoen
Is such an old refrain, and yet I should explain
It means I am begging for your hand

I could say bella, bella, even say wunderbar
Each language only helps be tell you how grand you are
I've tried to explain, bei mir bist du schoen
So kiss me, and say that you will understand

**links at the bottom** Remember this: Things can be made foolproof, but the fools will quickly regain the upperhand! Hi, this is my little homepage on FR. Visit my links, and enjoy. :-) Hello fellow FReepers! I am currently celebrating the 2nd anniversary of my 29th year. That's right, my mom was right about how to count birthdays as well. ;-) Anyway, I live in California, have my BA in Anthro and am trying to figure out what to do about my MA. This is usually when I start weeping over my student loan bills. I finally gave in and decided to go back in Fall 2005. Hey, what's one more loan? I love tattoos, firearms, smoking, good liquor and beer, pretty much any kind of music, and liberty. Oh, and South Park. And Coen Brothers films. I am a proud member of the LIBERTY BELLES (for more info, please contact Mercuria or Hangfire). I am the happy mommy of a Peke that we adopted, a tortoise, some assorted birds, and a mutt-cat. Actually, my cat graciously allows me to sleep indoors....but that is another story. I am somewhat of an animal rights person in that I believe that responsibility comes with dominion. Pets keep us human and humble. They remind us what it means to live, not just survive. I sorely miss my parents' dog, Rocky, the Boxer. He crossed the Rainbow Bridge this year.He was more than a pet, he was family. I hope you have learned something about me from this intro. In short, I'm no angel, and definitely the girl your mama warned you about! ;-) Please visit the site of one of the best bands ever,Social Distortion!!! Please also be sure to visit Ozzy's site, because, as StoneColdGOP's 9 year old sister says, Ozzy rules!! If I'm not on FR, at school, or at work, I can always be found out dancing! That's all about me for now. LINK ME, BABY! So, you've decided to become evil(this is a joke site. Unknot the panties) Republican Jewish Coalition Jews For JUDAISM Liberty Belles NRA Gun Owners of California California Republican Party California Libertarian Party Skin and Ink More Ozzy WWF L.A. SPCA...adopt a friend. American Humane Association. Find a shelter anywhere in the U.S. to adopt a new buddy.

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