[xsmommy]

, go get me the Sporter and the night scope

nice attention-getting phrase...

[camle]

when we got rear ended by the drunk last spring, I had the cops on the cell phone and they were giving me the usual stalling, I finally said "Either you come take this lunatic down, or I will"

they were on scene in seconds - seven carloads. Still it took four of them to cuff&stuff her