Here goes:
FoxNews Channel - Big Show viewer letter used as a bump to commercial(not an exact quote): Magazine ad - For Sale, French Military Rifle. Never fired, dropped once.
On the raido - forgot who: After the fireworks at EuroDisney, a whole company of French Army soldiers tried to surrender.
FoxNews Channel, Fred Barnes on Brit Hume's show: The only reason we'd need France to help in Iraq is to show them how to surrender.
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To: Keith in Iowa
What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered during WWII? "Table for One Hundred Thousand?".
2 posted on
01/30/2003 5:36:32 PM PST by
DKNY
To: Keith in Iowa
Okay, so it's not exactly what you are looking for, but I find it amusing...:)
3 posted on
01/30/2003 5:39:26 PM PST by
DKNY
To: Keith in Iowa
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army.
Q. What do you do if you see 90,000,000 dead french-men? A. Stop laughing and re-load!!
Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, " says the genie. The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in America." With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in America was forever made fertile for farming. The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around France, so that no one can come into our precious country." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' - there was a huge wall around France. The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out." The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
To: Keith in Iowa
I've heard that French politicians kiss babies before they're born......D'ya know how the French hold their liquor; by their ears! ....I know, I am a sikh man...
To: Keith in Iowa
Q. What's the biggest health hazrd related to French kissing?
A. Warts on the toungue.
To: Keith in Iowa
[Old one]
Why did the French plant sycamore trees along the Champs Elysees?
Because Germans prefer to march in the shade.
To: Keith in Iowa
To: Keith in Iowa
How do you perform the Official Military Salute of France?
[Raise both hands to the sky]
11 posted on
01/31/2003 6:01:39 PM PST by
balrog666
(If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything - Mark Twain)
To: Keith in Iowa
Looking at Frances' position on Iraq, I now know why frog legs taste like chicken.
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